Slug Destruction Gallery - not gross

As I uploaded these photos It inevitably lead to some self-reflection. Why the fuck was I squatting along the side of the road taking pictures of squished snails. Wait, slugs, my bad. I'm not holding backspace or using the mouse to fix that. Deal with my laziness, or is it lazyness. It's too late now, Umm slugs, ya.

Here's lots of pictures of slugs, most of them not alive anymore. When I first saw that big one at the end, I feared for my life. If you look closely, you can see death in his eyes. Pure, unprocessed, unfiltered, raw death... It's a good thing slugs don't have hands or they'd probably carry broadswords around.

Non-existant god have mercy on the questionable existence of my soul!!! (or is it existent? To hell with english spelling, but german on the other hand I'm fantastic at spelling)

Sick yet?